//smallpal

things i currently don’t get….

1. the gif on tumblr with an explosion and says ovaries. seriously, wtf does that mean you’re so excited that your ovaries explode? how the fuck do your ovaries explode from excitement? ovaries exploding seems pretty fucking painful and not exciting. 

2. “mtv girl” this i heard in the movie the fighter. the movie doesn’t give a definition of what an mtv girl is but i’m curious to know. from the context, seems like a skanky girl but then again i really like the character in the movie that was being called a mtv girl.

3. the number posts on tumblr. the ones that say “452. eating food with friends.” or “248. taking a shower” what is this?! your to-do list for the day?

4. harry potter mania. i will never understand the people who obsess over this. i have read one book and it did not tickle my fancy. and i definitely won’t understand why people cried during the last movie.